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( Audrey McAuliffe )

( Backstory. Audrey writes a letter to her father at the age of 17, but keeps it in her keepsake box rather than ever sending it )

My oh so lovely sister Mia has taken it upon herself to make me her guest on a bitchin’ last minute four day weekend to NYC. It's really convenient being related to rich people Awesome. I dunno the real reason she's feeling restless, this town's not too shabby for being small and I think she likes her job, so...Anyway! That being said:

Whichever one of you assgoblins is stressing my sister out Read: fucking with her emotionally rather than just physically will be receiving an ass whooping upon my return to town after this glorious getaway.


WHO WANTS CHEESY SOUVENIRS???????

I think I'm in the mood for skinny dipping. Question Townies of Heritage!: How cold, typically, is the lake this time of year? Meaning how likely would I be to wind up with hypothermia? When do all of you venture into the water every year?